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"When a man asks: Love you warm me I always answer with another question Prefer alcohol or gasoline?.?"

"I do not like talking about obesity ... is a very heavy topic."

"I am in favor of any type of wedding, less than mine."

"'I do not like your posts.' Véi, I do not like your face and'm not complaining."

"Life is too short to be removing USB safely."

"Do not just being poor, have to write 'Vida Loka' in the cover of the book."

"To love and not be loved, is the same as smoking a joint and not get stoned."

"When the sand is too much, my little truck suspects."

"You see a status 50 tanned, share, and one that loves is the person whom you have shared."

"People smoke and drink for a few days now and get addicted. Practically the day I spend on Facebook and never indulged me."

"You're ugly prettiest I've ever seen in my life."

"I'm so poor, they were assaulting me and gave me 10 dollars to have something for them to steal."

"I bought a car ... the year I was born."