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Thousands of hilarious jokes that will make your day incredible!
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The jokes are stored in 23 Categories: Aphorisms, Pets, Lawyers, Football, Police, Chuck Norris, Filled, as he said, Computer, Modern Family, From Doctor, Differences, Forward, Riddles, Public Places, Transportation, Military, Names Famous, Politics, Religion, Surreal, Tragedies, Misc.

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Examples of jokes:

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You know what's the difference between Snow White, Cinderella and a woman who does not break my balls?
- No, all three are fictional characters!

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Pinocchio has just had with his girlfriend and asks her how it went. She tells him:
- Pinocchio ... do not take it, I'm sorry to tell you, but while we were having all wound me with the splinters!
Pinocchio is deeply saddened and return to Geppetto crying and explaining the reason for his disappointment:
- What can I do dad?
Geppetto said:
- That which you need is just a piece of sandpaper. Use it once a day and this will solve the problem of splinters.
Time after returning from Pinocchio Geppetto who asks him to go with the sandpaper:
- You have solved your problems with the girls?
Pinocchio:
- Girls? And those most in need of the girls?


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In a bar in the suburbs one day comes a great big man, big and muscular that beats strongly on the counter and says:
- A beer! Presto! A beer! Do you understand?
And the bartender serves him impauritissimo.
This story goes on at least three days. On the fourth day an old man who has ever witnessed the scene gets up, goes to the counter and decided to do as the big man.
- A beer! Presto! A beer!
And the bartender says, laughing
- E else?!?
- ... And if not, a Coca Cola's okay, thank you!

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