Piadas do Joãozinho 1.2 Apk

A great compilation with the best jokes Johnny!

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An appetizer below:

"The teacher slips and takes the biggest tumble in the classroom In the fall, her dress goes up to the head immediately gets up, angry, straightens up, and asks the students..:

- Mario, what you saw?

- Your knees, teacher

- One week suspension!

- Robson And you?

- Her thighs, teacher.

- One month suspension.

- And you Johnny?

Johnny takes on the roll and will soon leave the room:

- Well guys, until next year ... "

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"One afternoon, Johnny and his friend who was called Jesus were walking along an old dirt road. Near get home, Jesus, who was a very poor boy saw a guy with guava have ripe guavas.

- Johnny, let's take a quick stop to eat a guava, I'm hungry.

- Okay, Jesus.

- Johnny, do the following, impreste me your slippers, so I can climb the tree trunk without me hurt.

Ai then Jesus climbed the tree. But he climbed so high, the leaves would not let Johnny see his friend. After 1 hour waiting, Johnny shouted:

- Jesus! Jesus! Down quickly!

Herein, a priest passed on the same road he heard the cries of Johnny.

- Oh, my filhiho. How lovely of you to call on Jesus, but unfortunately, Jesus went never to return! And Johnny:

- Damn, took my slipper! "

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"The teacher asks Johnny:

-If I say "was beautiful" is passed, but if I say "I'll be pretty" what is Johnny?

It's impossible! "