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Description of Vtipy
The best jokes in your pocket!
Laugh! We will find the best jokes and stories!
Thousands of great jokes, which will make your day absolutely without error! Waiting for a bus?
Are you waiting in line? Are you bored? Try this app and improve your mood or Laugh your friend.
Jokes are organized into 19 categories: Blonde, Black Humor, Medical, Riddles, Chuck Norris, killing joke, Lordi, Drunkards, Pepíček, Computers, Cops, Politics, Family, , Somalis, school, From the Life, Animals, Other.
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Examples of jokes:
Pepíček screaming, "Mom, it's so hard meat!"
Mom replies, "Shut up and eat, you know, that was an old grandfather!"
Pepíček brother wants to go to the shop says:
"I want bratřítka."
The salesman hands him a bottle of tabletama and added:
"One morning coffee Daddy!"
Pepíček pour it since all that will have more brothers. The next day goes back to the shop guy says to him:
"You have a brother?"
He: "Well, my mom was pregnant sister is pregnant, I can not sit and the dog is not in conformity."
What does one grain of rice on the toilet?
That Somali child vomited all night.
It's a beautiful morning. The boy wakes up and sees in his room blue rabbit. "Who are you?"
"I Azurite." "What are you doing here?" "I steal those jeans."
"And you'll be here when the ratio?" "Well, you can probably vadnej, right?"
American doctor and hospital visits Czechoslovakia on a tour encounters a locked room with the word AIDS.
Czech doctor explains: "Here we have a patient with AIDS, three times a day get pancakes."
"Pancakes?" Wonder American doctor, it is a new therapy? "
"No," replies the Czech doctor, "but it's the only thing that can be pushed through the door."
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